Monday, July 14th, 2008
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10:27 pm - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta supertitione
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As the Pope is in town, here are a few useful Latin phrases:
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione - I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
Nill illigitimi carborundum - Do not let the bastards get you down
Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem - Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema - I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! - Not Worth A Rats Ass!
Non timetis messor - Don't Fear the Reaper
Meum cerebrum nocet - My brain hurts
Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Magnus frater spectat te - Big Brother is watching you
Magister mundi sum! - I am the master of the universe!
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Sunday, July 13th, 2008
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6:44 pm
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Saturday, June 7th, 2008
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3:01 pm - From ihasahotdog.com....
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Sunday, May 25th, 2008
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12:10 am - Squeeeeeee!
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First of all, much glory and thanks to Chana and Adam who are awesome.
But the big news is this: MUM'S HOME! Yaaaaay!
And to celebrate, I found this on the internet
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
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2:03 am
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
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11:39 am - From ICHC.com
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
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10:52 pm
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5:05 pm - Unbelievable
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On the cancelation of the Baby Bonus to ultra-high earners, Wilson Tuckey says, "I've been in the racing industry for quite some time and we generally look at the high achievers as being the ones that should have foals"
Mmmmm... eugenics.
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
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4:51 pm - whiskey tango foxtrot
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1:26 pm - From ihasahotdog.com ...
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
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8:26 pm
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Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
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7:03 pm - w00t!
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
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12:00 am - For ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) anwyn18
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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
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11:34 pm - In the news...
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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
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2:16 am
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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
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4:14 pm
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Oh.... wow.
It took me ages, but I've just realised what on-line banking actually MEANS: easy shopping on eBay!!
Squee!
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1:49 am - Two more things
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1. Despite lacking the clarity of mind that comes with smoking, I have FOUND THE APPROPRIATE APPLICATION FORMS for UK citizenship! W00t!
2. I figured out how to unlock my DVD player and *finally* got to watch Tank Girl in the comfort of my own home.
I feel......... accomplished.
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12:50 am - Non-goth macro!
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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
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6:48 pm - Winter! (Almost)
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I love Winter. I know it's not Winter yet, but it feels like it, doesn't it?
Things I love about Winter:
Wearing my favorite clothes (jackets and jumpers)
My Glorious Rainbow BEANIE (aka THE BEANUS)
Earmuffs
Smoking when it's really cold (now no longer an option)
The wind on my face
The rain
Hot soup and stews - good hearty Winter food
And......
CALIFORNIA ORANGES
I'm serious. CALIFORNIA ORANGES are the most succulent, juicy, nom-tastic fruit around. Better then sticking your face into a mango.
I mean it. I don't care if you're on a budget; put some money aside and go out and buy yourself a CALIFORNIA ORANGE today! Cut the skin off and eat it like an apple. It's better than sex, or else I haven't been doing it right!
This is your mission for tomorrow.
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008
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9:59 pm - For the Pratchett fans....
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